Jay Inslee celebrated his 65th birthday was this week (hey, he’s Social Security eligible, maybe retirement is in order!). Considering his recent childish behavior, we can only assume that — at some point — our green governor came up with a wish list for the toys he wanted.
Here’s what we imagined he included:
2. A new sketch book and/or paint-by-numbers kit… in order to create more 5th grade level masterpieces for fundraising purposes.
3. A plane ticket… is that climate change conference in Paris that no one ever invited me to still going on?
5. A new Washington State Department of Transportation Secretary, a new State Department of Corrections Secretary, and a new State Department of Social and Health Services Secretary who will continue pushing my highly partisan agenda without question, even if they don’t last very long in the new job.
Photo from Kitsap Sun