We here at SHIFT receive a lot of emails from liberals. We like to call these emails “love letters.” Continuing what we started some weeks ago, we would like to celebrate this Friday by spreading the love and sharing the best of our most recent liberal love letters with you. So, without further ado, here is our latest installment of the top 5 liberal expressions of love:
- The bitter-accusation-of-lying-based-on-no-evidence-followed-by-an-insult expression of love.
“The lies and misrepresentations in your email make it clear why republicans can’t be trusted to be fair or honest. You should pray to your nonexistent God for forgiveness… you pitiful idiot.” – David
- The straight-from-the-liberal-handbook-of-talking-points expression of love.
“Republicans do nothing but protect big business. Go to your deep-pocket industries that we subsidize with tax breaks and ask them for a donation! Signed, A liberal.” – Kenneth
- The getting-old-fast “Koch-brothers-are-the-boogymen-and-you-are-funded-by-them” expression of love.
“I support Inslee all the way! You #KochBrothers’ funded [expletive] can go [expletive] off!” -Dilip
- The death-wish-in-all-caps-letters expression of love.
“YOU REPUBLICANS CAN KISS MY [expletive] HE SHOULD VETO YOUR [expletive] BILL, SCREW YOU HEARTLESS REPUBLICANS, PLEASE PISS OFF, NO DIE OFF FAST PLEASE .” – Rickie
- The accusation-of-heartlessness-followed-by-an-ironic-threat-to-kill-you… in-all-caps-letters expression of love.
“[expletive] ALL YOU REPUBLICANS!!!!!! YOU WANT IT ALL…. DON’T YOU? ESPECIALLY FROM THE WEAK AND POOR. WHEN THE CIVIL WAR IN THIS COUNTRY STARTS YOU HAD BETTER LOOK OUT AND PROBABLY BEST TO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND HIDE. YOU CAN SURELY COUNT ON IF I FIND YOU BASTURDS ON “KISSING YOUR SORRY [expletive] GOODBYE”….. – Pete
These morons should not be allowed to breed or be near children in any capacity.
They are a hazard.
I suppose that’s better than no mail at all.
Clay Fitzgerald says
I’m curious if the writers of these “love letters” understand the irony of what they write.
but what if us Evil “Republicans” are really just former moderate Democrats – or better yet, just normal folks who are sick of the BS?
Eastside Sanity says
Democrats have no gray matter.