Liberals often send us what we at Shift like to call “love letters” via email and Twitter. We could think of no better way to celebrate Friday then by spreading the love and sharing the best of the week’s liberal love letters with you. So, without further ado, here are the week’s top 5 liberal expressions of love:
1. The we-have-no-idea-what-you-are-saying-so-we’ll-just-smile-and-nod expression of love:
“I think the Shift Team needs to put it in granny gear – pull off the road and . . . let the ‘Future’ pass by.” – John
2. The slightly spasmodic expression of love:
“If you haven’t noticed FAT BERTHA, just did a cost overrun. All that so a bunch of real estate people can have their condos on the waterfront. And the SUV class can drive cars. And if you haven’t noticed, this nation is dependent on foriegn oil, there was a war in IRAQ over O.I.L. And if you haven’t noticed, there is environmental destruction from fracking. And yes let’s talk about CO2 gas and how it is wrecking the fisheries, with ocean acidification. And if you haven’t noticed the highways need maintenance, and where do you think the money from OSO and reopening the highway is costing. And let’s talk about hurricanes and tornados caused by global warming.
I say cram a $10 tax on gasoline, and pay for the IRAQ war debt. Then just maybe the SUV upper class may decide to go ride the transit system, put in a bicycle trail next to state and federal highways..and stop buying gasoline in the first place.
And you can take your hand off the STICK SHIFT! and ride the bus!
GOT IT.” – Martin
3. The “shall-I-compare-you-to… a Nazi” expression of love:
“Let’s talk about the real LIBERALS …the welfare bums who drive cars. Your car is on welfare, and it is time you did something different.
So I am all in favor of craming a car tax and make you pay for all those parking spots, wider highways, and traffic accidents and yes, oh yes…the Gulf Oil War.
We all know you guys are financed by big oil…
I personally do not like Nazis.” – Martin (he just can’t get enough of us)
4. The directly-to-the-point expressions of love:
“F*** you” – Kyle
“Up yours.” – Jim
5. The question-our-ability-to-produce-offspring expression of love:
@justindignation @ShiftWA impotent douches who will move to Idaho when they realize their powerlessness.
— SheriffFruitfly (@sherifffruitfly) April 30, 2014
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