From the beyond-liberal whacky universe that is Seattle’s Capitol Hill comes news that some protestors spent yesterday’s morning commute blocking the path of Microsoft Connector shuttles, evidently because it’s something popular to do in San Francisco.
Actually, the real reason is even stranger than wanting to copy our neighbors down South with the second-rate football team. Turns out that the protestors blame Microsoft’s shuttles for making it more convenient for Microsoft employees to live and pay taxes in Seattle. Evidently these dastardly capitalistic policies are driving minimum wage jobs off of Capitol Hill!
Seriously, the manifesto being handed out by these misguided Democrat voters said “Microsoft has given its 40,000 local employees the easy ability to live anywhere they want in Seattle without having to worry about navigating the tiresome commute to the Redmond campus.
Imagine the nerve of those nasty capitalist bosses at Microsoft, making it easier for their employees to live where they want! Workers of the World Unite!